mary thinks i've been sitting on her lap just watching the cursor move the whole time, but really i've been studying these "words" and this "typing". now it's my turn... to tell you about how terrible the day was! really, you may want to send help.
i thought we were having a nice, relaxing day. mary has a little something called "vacation", which mostly means she sits on the couch in her pajamas and i help. i jumped right into bed for a good long snuggle in the sun at around 8. purr. my fatal mistake was that on wednesday, i slipped and let her catch me scratching my ear. dagnabbit! she stared at me for a while, but nothing happened so i thought i was in the clear. nope. today she scooped me up mid-snuggle and stuffed me into my carrier. i tried to argue my case ("no, really, my ear wasn't bothering me! foot spasm! learning a new dance!") but it was too late and i don't think she understands me anyway. just kept saying i was a "good girl". whatever.
so the long and short of it? ear drops for 3 more weeks! but, my friends, that is not the worst. well, ok, there are two bad things.
bad thing #1: i have chin acne. god, how embarassing. now that handsome tom across the way will never ask me out. but, worse yet, they shaved. my. chin. i mean, honestly. a lady cat can only suffer so many indignities.
ok, and bad thing #2: i might be getting all these ear infections because of allergies. food allergies. which means no more iams, and certainly no more fancy feast. let's hope that's not the case. although i did hear them talking about duck as an option, so maybe it wouldn't be that bad...
i tried to reason with mary on the way home, but she was mumbling something about "a hundred dollars" and having to board me at the vet while she goes on vacation. i don't know what these "dollars" are, but she sure does grumble about them every time we see dr. o'hagan. and i wonder what boarding is? i hope it's like string.
oops, mary's coming at me with acne medicine and ear drops. must go. nighty night.
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