excellent patient interactions (#1 in a series)

(90ish demented lady)

"oh, look at all these nurses! i never went to college. i think it's great you're going to be nurses."
"mrs. x, we're your doctors."
"you're learning to be a nurse?"
"we're your DOCTORS."
"you ARE my nurse?"
"we're your DOCTORS, ma'am."
"oh!!" (claps hands.) "you're learning to be a doctor!"
"yes!" (-ish)